Tough Mornings Round Here.

I need a new system. period. I think the new pup broke my old one? I woke up an hour earlier today telling this to myself. It wasnt of my own doing you know... Ginger wakes up when birds sing, light comes in, someone gets up to potty... a very light sleeper she is, and then its ON AND CRACKIN round here! First is a potty walk of course. 3 times around the backyard while she dances the like of Sanjaya around my legs. Now we terrorize her human Daddy while he is ironing and I make breakfast for the furry feathered ones. I have Rudy yelling from the top of his jungle perch WANNA BITE??? Ginger woofing at Walt to let her play with his shirt, and of course Walt hollering "HELP come get this lil monster off of me!" All I want is some coffee? I decided to go into a trance like state to sit n sip my first cuppa Jo hoping to calm her down. She chewed my hair, pawed my arm with her nails, as if to say "pay attention u stupid human!" I gave in and gathered all of her toys to play. Now its 8:45, I'm late for work, there is no list, and no blog, no computer time. In fact the ONLLY reason you are hearing from me now is because Im typing one handed while she resumes hair chewing!! I asked her to be certain to remove all split ends, thank you. yep, mornings just got harder round here.